Careful not to flaunt the health of your legs.

vampirequeen:

bonnibelbubblegum:

IRAN OUT OF DORITOS

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shalrath:

reblog if your a proud friendzoner

the-demon-possessing-your-friend:

hallelujah.

damnablepencil:

krabwatch:

m4ngos:

krabwatch:

i like the fact that i live in a world where people of any sex/gender can say ‘suck my dick’ and no one questions it 

why did you put sex/gender. it means the same exact thing.

ding-dong you are wrong 

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sharonosbourne:

majortvjunkie:

urbanfuck:

fun fact: me in the white shorts

fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world

fun fact: I took this picture so I guess that’s all you need to know about my love life

sharonosbourne:

majortvjunkie:

urbanfuck:

fun fact: me in the white shorts

fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world

fun fact: I took this picture so I guess that’s all you need to know about my love life

goatboots:

the australian fucking news

goatboots:

the australian fucking news

housewifeswag:

akorrable:

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

koi-ni:

theperksofbeing-a-fanboy:

ohsnapadalek:

laughter-everyday:

Pixar is so special

jesus christ Pixar……..do you guys ever sleep or something. damn.

BUT THE PENPAL THING, COULD YOU IMAGINE ANDY’S REACTION TO ELLIE’S DEATH

GET OUT

also they had the idea for wall-e way back in toy story one. if you look closely during the rocket scene at the end Wall-e is in one of the garages as they pass near the end of the sequence. 

jesus christ pixar

you crazy

I love pixar.

nayx:

let me explain something to you son, exeggcute is a pile of eggs that evolves into a palm tree

egberts:

waviness:

pistachio

that is a walnut

egberts:

waviness:

pistachio

that is a walnut